Joke Of The Day: 3 Rats Were Arguing

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3 rats were arguing among themselves who has the greatest swagger:

1st rat: I chop food with rat poison, i no die!

2nd: i dance awilo on top mouse trap, notin do me!

3rd: bone dat tin! U see dat cat wey dey pass so, na me give am belle!

Now tell me who get swag pass?

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