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Joke: Calabar Woman And A Séx Robot

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A sex robot was designed to satisfy women. It was tested on four women. The first was an Hausa woman, after one hour with the robot, she came out, smiled, saying “Gaskiya e sweet me die”. The next was a Yoruba woman. After three hours with the robot, she came out, smiled and said “Ooshey ooo!!”. The next was an Igbo woman. After four hours with the robot the Igbo woman came out and said Ndewo. The last woman was a Calabar woman, after eleven hours with the robot, the woman was not still out, so the security had to go check on them thinking the robot had killed her only for them to see the calabar woman chasing the robot up and down saying “come here you liar, if your battery is down how come you can still run”

Joke: I Was With #200 And I Entered One Big Restaurant

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I was with #200 and I entered one big restaurant, I requested for foods and drink .After eating to my satisfaction ,I asked the waiter how much is my bill and he replied #84,000.I screamed I told him that am with #200 he said that I must pay him his accurate money. After waiting for long tym he called the police and they arrest me. On our way going to the station I brought out the #200 and gave it to the policeman as bribe the policeman left me immediately. That how I paid my #84,000 bill  😂 😂 😂  You can try it