Hilarious: Nigerian Musicians And Kind Of Students They Would Have Been

A Facebook user made/shared a hilarious list of the kinds of students some of our A-lists Nigerian musicians would have been. Though it seems like its a stale stuff but then…
He wrote
‘Okay now, let’s take a look at some of our musicians in the music industry and judge, with their ways of life, the kind of students they would have made in school.’
TERRY G– One hell of a noise maker and beatboxer in the class.
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KOREDE BELLO– One very childish but handsome kid that senior girls take as school son.
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REEKADO BANKS– Joined the school and took the first position by surprise within some months.
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OLAMIDE– Causes commotion in every end of the year party for not given the first position.
MAYORKUN– Took a test his first day in school and had the highest score, now all eyes on him.
P-SQUARE– The twin brothers that are always causing trouble in the class.
B-RED– Has all the textbooks in d world, has d opportunity to see question papers before exams, most comfortable boy in class, but still ends up carrying last after term exams.
DAVIDO– Likes to brag about his father, flaunts wealth & brings a bottle of whisky in the class room everyday
PHENOM– Very obedient student but came to school once & never showed up again.
YCEE– One of those thugs that sit in the back inside class discussing which girl to toast next.
WIZKID– So obsessed to girls in the class, almost all girls are crushing on him.
VECTOR– Nobody understands him as he shows up in school once in a month.
SKALES– Always wearing fancy clothes and gold accessories to school but wouldn’t be able to afford snacks during break.
MI– The genius that’s always excelling in english subjects, he motivates people to pass.
DON JAZZY– Oldest in the class, loves food a lot, always shouting he is a boss and a hell of a bully.
ICE PRINCE– Performs averagely in class, but bags awards for the school.
KCEE– Likes to draw nonsense on the chalkboard.
TIWA SAVAGE– Bad LovePeddler and twerks in front of the class even though she has a boyfriend in the other class.
TEKNO– One cheese boy that girls fall for. Always busy with his dancing crew and never comes for classes.
PATORANKING– One hell of a stoner and caught almost everyday smoking weed inside school farm.
YEMI ALADE– Yellow bone queen that his always looking for boys.
SIMI– One freaky dirty girl with the torn clothes, but has a sharp mouth.
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REMINISCE– One of the most wanted gangstars in the class. Always talking about broken bottles but never broke one.
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VIKTOH– Just one chronic failer, so dumb gets zero in every exam.
BANKY W– Teaches other students, but hardly passes examinations.
SHAYDEE– Nobody notices him in class even though he moves with the biggest and most brilliant boys.
KISS DANIEL– That very cool, calm and very brilliant guy in the class.
FLAVOUR– The loner, goes alone to d sports field everyday with guitar to sing loudly to himself.
CHINKO– Just one disturbed noisemaker but always passing exams without reading.
IYANYA– Likes to take his shirt off and shows his chest to impress girls.
EVA– The lesbian and has a knife in her schoolbag, no girl messes with her.
TIMAYA– Always got hiccups and lazy to speak.
LIL KESH– He is brilliant, hardworking but very vulgar and hell of a late comer.
D’BANJ– Doesn’t listen to the teacher, feels he knows it all & never bring books to class.
9ICE– One hardcore Yoruba boy, a big dreamer and likes to fantasize, wants to join school politics and becomes senior prefect boy is school 1.
DIJA– one spoilt brat, small girl & always rude to her seniors, very disrespectful.
ADEKUNLE GOLD– The shy and quiet guy, has a crush on a girl but can’t speak to her.
PHYNO– Noise maker and impossible to be heard when talking
YUNG6IX– Likes to hide other students study books, very unserious and unstable, but has better grades than the serious ones.
2FACE: The teacher that impregnated most of all d students……

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