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No one ever said long distance relationships were easy, but they don’t have to be so hard either. They don’t have to ruin your relationship; neither do they have to be the end of it. Distance makes the heart grow fonder and sincerely that’s one of the truest statements in existence. Jumia Travel, the leading online travel agency, shares 6 ways to make a long distance relationship work. Stay in Contact A lot of people miss the point of this and believe this means you have to talk every single day the two of you are apart, but the truth is it depends. What are you and your partner comfortable with? Talk about it. The point of staying in contact is to nurture the emotional connection between the two of you. You and your partner should define what ‘staying in contact’ is for the two of you and how best to do it based on what the two of you are comfortable with. Remember That Your Partner is Human Distance makes the heart grow fonder, but unfortunately you grow so fond ...

​Social media has voted this guy as the number one most handsome man in the world.  Do y’all agree or nay?

I can’t understand what is wrong with this people that calls themselves “white”. It is not only that they are ok with gays now, apparently they are very ok with one having sexual intercourse with his own brother or sister. To make the matter worst, these are people every Nigeria lady wants to emulate. It is pathetic. A Twitter user, Nicky took to her page to share loved up pictures with her brother who she said she sleeps with. She said they are in love, and if you support the LGBTQIA community but not “incestsexuals”, you’re a hypocrite. Well, me I don’t think there is anything like God coming again because if there is, he would have come for a long time.

Just Click The JAMB  ➡ eFacility Link And Login With Your JAMB login details which is your Email And Password. You will directed to their respective menu tag where you will see “Check 2017 UTME Examination Results” Tag  as seen in the picture below, just click on it and you’re good to go. Please kindly share this post with your fellow JAMBITES. We wish you the best of luck.

3 rats were arguing among themselves who has the greatest swagger: 1st rat: I chop food with rat poison, i no die! 2nd: i dance awilo on top mouse trap, notin do me! 3rd: bone dat tin! U see dat cat wey dey pass so, na me give am belle! Now tell me who get swag pass?

We all know that visiting a newspaper joint is one of the most interesting place to be at times coz of some crazy people and their hilarious persona over there. I have visited so many newspaper joint and here i am today to give you the list of the types of people I’ve met at the joint, grab your bottle of orijin as you roll with me: 1 The Buyers  These are the categories of people that are there to buy the newspaper and get out of there in peace, the gat no time to argue or exchange words with anybody.  2 The Free-Readers Without these sets of people in the joint, then the joint is incomplete. Their mission is to come and read for free, at times you can even find them at the joint before the arrival of the vendor, the usually take 70% of the population.  3 The Football Freaks These sets of people are always easy to recognize, all you need to say is “Up Chelsea!!!”, that is their remote control. if you love yourself, don’t just badmouth their clubs or els...

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TGIF!!! Its funny how this is a lot of people’s favorite, but i can bet they don’t know what its called in English, if you ask na ‘POMO’ you go dey hear…. I just hope they prove me wrong here today…LOL! Oya Where are the English professors!!! What is this called in English?

Mine is “A”

There are some things you do almost everyday -if not everyday- with the best of intentions that are actually damaging your teeth without your knowing. Here are 8 things/habits that damages your teeth. Store them in your memory, so that you can avoid them, or at least, cut down to a minimum. Afterall, we all want to be healthy. 1. Sugary Drinks I can’t stress this enough, stay away from sugary drinks, they are the number causage of tooth decay. But if you must take it, it is better if you use straws. 2. Chewing Ice-Cream/Ice When you chew on ice-cream or ice the pressure and sudden change in temperature can place stress on your tooth enamel, causing it to crack. 3. Eating Popcorn  Shocked? Im sure you are, but it’s the truth, popcorns can also damage your teeth. When you eat popcorns, tiny Popcorn bits are lodged between your teeth and when this happens, it can lead to infection. 4. Turning Your Teeth Into A Tool How often do you use your teeth in opening a b...

Nollywood actress who was recently appointed as Senior Special Assistant ( SSA) to Kogi State Governor on entertainment, arts and culture, Mercy Johnson Okogie has called on her fans to to join her in prayers so that her relationship with her husband will remain ‘ happily ever after . ’ The Actress listed reasons why she loves her husband , adding at the end that the list is inexhaustible but she just had to try since her husband ’ s birthday is coming soon and she doesn ’ t know what to say. “No one has an assurance of happily ever after but I beg God to please help me and lets stay this way forever . Pray for me Friends because with him is where I would rather be , ” she added .

Get well soon Mr President.

A young man, identified simply as Peace, has been inflicted with series of machete cut injuries after fighting his former lover’s new guy at Amaoba-Ime, Umuahia area of Abia State. Witnesses said that Peace and his opponent, Divine Ndudim aka Defence, were rushed to the Federal Medical Centre (FMC), Umuahia, Abia State, after a bloody fight over a lady called Felicity Ogechi. While Peace had his forehead and nose sliced, Ndudim sustained a swollen hand and had internal bleeding. Witnesses are, however, insisting that it was Ndudim’s brother, who attacked Peace with a machete. He was said to have attacked, after witnessing how Peace used a stick to attack Ndudim because of Ogechi. The incident has plunged the community, Amaoba-Ime into shock. Some of the elders in the community said that it was a taboo for two persons from the same village to fight and shed blood. The taboo is called ‘Erim.’ The consequence of that spilling blood is death; if a spiritual cleansing is no...

As we all know, students In nursery, primary and secondary school just resumed for another academic section So I thought I should share this information with us, especially the teachers. Children are very sensitive, and as such parents and guiders in school should be really careful of the kind of words we use on them. I know some of them can be very stubborn in class even to the extent of annoying you on purpose..  Lemme share this little piece how a teacher lost her job cause of a child.  This teacher asked her little pupil to write, and the child is a really stubborn one. Instead of her to do what she was told she kept doing another thing.. There the teacher said  “Because of this your character, I’ll kill you”  This little girl kept this in her head till she got to the house and reported to the mother, the next day the mum went to the school to meet the proprietress the teacher couldn’t give a good explanation for it.. But I’m sure it was all anger and she ...

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Pidgin Proverbs 1. Na for old age ashawo dey know the value of pikin. 2. Woman wey never see problem.. Na im dey still hold breast run. 3. Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear pant sleep. 4. Rat wey follow lizard enter rain, na later é go hear am. 5. Na for afternoon dem dey find black goat. 6. Weather hot!! É No mean say fowl go lay boiled egg. 7. EYE WEY DEY CRY DEY SEE ROAD?. 8. Pikin wey him mama back cross water, wey say him march fish, wetin him mama go march? 9. Small pikin wey dem carry for back no know say the journey far. 10. Person wey don faint before no be stranger to death. 11. Person wey chop belle full, no know wetin hungry man dey see. 12. No be as woman dey close eye enjoy sex she dey enjoy labour pains. 13. Yansh no get teeth but e dey cut poo. 14. Lizard wey fall from tall iroko tree, if nobody hail am!! é go hail himself 15. IF GIRL TAKE HUSBAND DO BOYFRIEND, NA SHE SABI. 16. Cockroach wey jam fowl, jam bad luck. 17. Na cricket tell him children say, No matter h...

Flamboyant Malaysia based Nigerian, Ray Hushpuppi in this very inspiring post, took us down memory lane on how a landlord chased his family out of the house because they couldn’t pay their rent, how he shared shoes, toiletries and under wears with his younger ones, and what he went through just to leave the shores of Nigeria for a better future. Hushpuppi is currently sending this from one of the world’s favorite’s places, Milano, Italy. Read his post after the cut.. “Letter to the Ghetto Kid: As a man that I am today who developed from being one of you guys, who went through the same struggles you are presently going through,who had to run and jump hurdles where other kids just walk past the same situation in a better environment with better resources and much provisions, I know the society do not expect you to make it, the government don’t care about your future, they toy and joke around making rules and laws that only affect you and benefit the rich. You lack everything it requir...

The efforts of the apex bank of Nigeria to fix the faltering value of the naira has continued to pay off following recent results at the black market. The naira Thursday appreciated to N389 per dollar in the parallel market following dollar sales to bureaux de change (BDCs) by the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN). The apex on Wednesday sold $20,000 to each of the over 3000 BDCs in the country, boosting dollar supply for retail forex transactions. As a result the parallel market exchange rate dropped from N391 per dollar to N389 per dollar. Confirming this to Vanguard, President, Association of Bureaux De Change Operators of Nigeria (ABCON), Alhaji Gwadabe said that BDCs have already paid to purchase another $20,000 from the CBN which would be delivered today, expressing optimism that the supply will further enhance the appreciation of the naira against the dollar. Meanwhile, the CBN said that banks and other authorized dealers have again failed to fully subscribe to the $150 million...

Immediate past president, Goodluck Jonathan has taken to his Facebook page to pay a glowing tribute to his former boss, Umaru Musa Yar’adua, who passed on, May 5, 2010.. Jonathan, who was immediately sworn in as the President following the demis of Yar’adua, after a protracted battle with Acute Pericarditis at the age of 58 wrote in a moving eulogy; “Seven years ago you left this world leaving behind a legacy of detribalized leadership and a soil that was fertile enough to grow trees whose shade you would never enjoy. As a peace maker, you helped bring peace to the Niger Delta and that singular act brought manifold benefits to Nigeria. “As a democrat, you promoted due process in government and equity in public administration. Umar Musa Yar’adua, a friend and brother, a great gift to the nation and people of Nigeria. Seven years gone but never forgotten. “May you Rest In Peace even as we hope and believe that you made al-Jannah firdaus. Miyetti Allah for the life of service you l...

Have you found the woman you should marry? While everyone is looking for different traits in their life partners, there are some essential traits you should seek, from empathy to consistency. These traits help you both to understand and love each other. Check out 9 signs she is the one you should marry. 1. She is an intellectual challenge for you. If you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, it is important that you find that person intellectually challenging. Looks are fleeting but personality is forever—your conversations together should be interesting, insightful and full of depth. Your partner should be able to challenge your opinions, opening up your mind to new ideas and concepts. 2. She is emotionally consistent. The woman you should marry should be consistent, rather than volatile. If you struggle to predict your partner’s mood and responses, you may find yourself carrying the burden of your partner’s moods. Your partner shouldn’t transform into a...

It is a common saying that ‘timing is everything,’ but when it comes to sex, especially when it’s just for pleasure, that phrase may not readily apply. Pleasurable sexual intercourse can be done at anytime and anywhere, because all that is important to enjoy it in that instance is the consent and cooperation of the other person, and in a favourable atmosphere. In fact, there are times that it is after the romp in the sack that some couples soon realise the inappropriateness of where they did it. It can be that spontaneous. Be that as it may, findings have however shown that for couples who are aiming at conception, or more specifically, couples who are desirous of pre-determining the gender of their baby, timing is indeed everything. In other words, the time of the month they have sex is just as crucial to achieving that goal. And a quote by Rick Springfield, an Australian author, says it all, “If the timing is right and the gods are with you, something special happens...